How many times have you have a great evening out at a local Jazz Bar in NYC or on a first date with some chick you met online, whatever the scenario may be there are so many things that can come up in the heat of passion to kill the night of sex. First of all women tend to hide things real good while out, they may look a hundred times better in the clothes and makeup in the dark area and when those clothes come off in the light talk about killing a hard on. It doesn’t matter how horny you are or how hard you can get normally, what matters is that particular moment, that moment when the kissing slows down and moves into a clothes off moment, or the moment of going down on her while unbuttoning those pants or perhaps it was so hot that you both just ripped each others clothes off and started going at it. The later will be the best bet if something is wrong and you may not catch it quick enough to kill the boner.
A short list of potential boner killers in the heat of the moment
- This one is iffy for some guys but for me it is a definite bummer. Taking off a chicks shirt and she has large apparent scars around the nipple area from a shitty tit job. Or even scars anywhere on the breast region, not only is it the fact that scars are truly apparent, but mentally the thought that the woman would sacrifice her sexual encounters just to cover her insecurities while out in clothes. Almost like driving a replica Lamborghini where its not even close to the real thing but from a distance resembles the true bull.
- As of late and for many of you out there that love the Latinas from South America. There seems to be a growing trend of ass implants, normally the scars are not apparent but the shape is real strange over all, so much so that it is hard to not see the tremendous deformity taking place. If you love doggy style and get her in that position, the deformed huge ass cheeks that belong on another frame all together may or may not kill the boner. Perhaps its more of a natural thing many of us prefer.
- Tattoos right above the vaginal area. How many times have you met a chick and when you finally sleep with her she has a ridiculous tattoo right above the snatch area? I don’t know about you, but the first thing that comes to mind is how that tattoo artist probably banged her right there in the shop during, before or after the invasive tattoo procedure. The tramp stamps on the back don’t do so well for me either. May not be a boner killer, but surely a second date killer.
- A demanding girl in the sack, most men I know like to take control in the sack so when you start to have sex with a girl that is super demanding and wants everything her way, it just kills it for me. You put her into a position and she demands another position, you want to move a certain way and she demands another way, by the time your done, it’s silly puddy dick syndrome. Nothing wrong with making the babe orgasm as well but the full control is far too feminist like or manly to enjoy and just the mental impact alone is enough to kill the night. Maybe you go along just to bust a nut.
- A super dry vagina may kill the night. As soon as I see a tube of lube for vaginal sex I am done. Right off the bat you wonder who the hell is she sleeping with that that her vagina is not lubing on its own, it could be from the birth control pills or it could be that she really isn’t into it. Either way if you follow through the sex will be the most unnatural feeling sex you’ve had.
- Hygiene, nothing worse than an updraft. Updrafts have the ability to kill a boner immediately.
There are so many other reasons that can kill what begins as an awesome night once back at the place but the above six are pretty common in todays dating scene.